Csillagászat és űrkutatás

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Ti is latolgattatok, hogy mit mondtak Bushnak vagy hogy mit fedezett fel a Phoenix. Szemezgettem fórumokon és ott is hasonlóan pörög a jónépség. Egy-kettõn nagyon jót derültem:

"Hello Mr. Bush, f**k the Life on Mars project, we found huge 2000 karat diamonds. That will solve Nasa funding for the next 4 bilion years. What do you think, a Mars manned mission every two years, 400kilos each time… we make it 50-50…does it sound this right?"

"...yeti tracks, Jimmy Hoffa and Nessie all caught on camera at tea time."

"Ah, Mr President, we discovered water on mars."
"Hmmm, dats very inter-resting. How come they didnt find water during the Apollo missions?"
"Mr. President, the Apollo missions went to the Moon."
"The Moon! Damn, I thought that was Mars! Crap! I announced the wrong mission!"

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